Another Dimension
Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that
exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite
number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to
some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with
it our order for a new private jet.
Funky Trunks, Funkita, Swim Chicky & Swim Hunky
Do you train regularly?
Swimmer for sure. Several times a week, often in the open water? Particularly while training you want to look beautiful and, of course, it must be comfortable.
So choose your wetsuit, sports bikini, classic trunk or brief (some call it a speedo, but we know better) at OPENFREEWATER.com.
We understand what inspires you.
